How to make money from the smoking ban, firstly in a world of technology there is the battery-operated, eCigarette, which looks kind of like the real thing and acts as a nicotine delivery system without all the other toxins that go into your typical cigarette. You even get to hold something between those now naked fingers.

However, that smoke you see is vapor created by the eCigarette so that you don’t look like a total wuss down the boozer! The problem is you can’t stamp it out and the cigarette never goes down!

Or there is the TankBook - a byte size book packaged like cigarettes—right down to the cellophane wrapping on the outside and silver foil on the inside! Books range from Kipling’s “The Man Who Would Be King” to Kafka’s “Metamorphosis”. By reproducing classics that are already in the public domain they get also get away from paying royalties.

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